100% of muslim terrorists are muslims

Muslim terrorists are muslims

Reports of renowned terrorism researchers have been publicized yesterday. The conclusion is unanimous: muslim terrorists are indeed muslims. Billy (43), a distant cousin of George W. Bush is not surprised by the news. "I live in a community of highly-intellectuals. We have been preparing for the worst. The results show that our fear has been … Continue reading 100% of muslim terrorists are muslims

Trump’s administration claims transgenders are not build for war

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This summer should have been a great win for the LGBT community. Transgenders would finally be allowed to enter the American army. But Trump has decided that none of Obama’s changes are any good for the country. And as such, Donald is determined to cancel all the agreements the former President has made. The current American … Continue reading Trump’s administration claims transgenders are not build for war

Virtual reality can influence pain levels

Virtual reality can reduce and increase pain

Experiments have been performed by researchers to see the effects of virtual reality during dentist procedures. Virtual reality research shows that people who are in a different dimension, whilst all their teeth are being pulled out, have less pain than the ones who experience the situation in real life. The results of the experiment are … Continue reading Virtual reality can influence pain levels

US market for fingerprints explodes

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The American Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has announced that they will start tests with fingerprints check-ins at airports. The news has been received with a big round of applause by individuals connected to the American black market. Mafia boss Doug Underwood (56) from Philadelphia sees new opportunities: "we have already noticed an increase of demand … Continue reading US market for fingerprints explodes

Top 5 delusions which irritate Donald Trump

Donald Trump sheds some light on 5 major misconceptions

Donald Trump, the President of the United States, wants to rectify some important stories. According to Trump, there is no room for misconceptions in America. And therefore, Donald Trump has taken the time to talk to us about five important misinterpretations of facts. 1. Global warming is supposed to be a problem for planet Earth. … Continue reading Top 5 delusions which irritate Donald Trump

Melania Trump recruits volunteers for move into White House

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Donald Trump has been in office for some time now. Insiders, however, tell us that the President has been rather lonely. Trump has been living by himself in the big White House. But now finally, after months of begging, Melania Trump and her son will also move into the White House. In order to successfully complete … Continue reading Melania Trump recruits volunteers for move into White House

United States citizens leaving to live the French dream

It is a very busy day at the airports today in the United States. This is due to French President Emmanuel Macron's pledge in the media that any American scientists making the move to France will be compensated with a lucrative grant for the duration of 4 years. This has caused for many Americans to … Continue reading United States citizens leaving to live the French dream

Analysts claim Trump has deep feelings for ex-FBI director James Comey

James Comey, the FBI Director who got fired by Trump due to his controversial involvement in the investigations regarding Hilary Clinton's email scandal, has now declared that he no longer wants to be left alone in a room with Trump.  Comey's declaration brings new light on the "holding hands" situation of Donald and Melanie Trump. … Continue reading Analysts claim Trump has deep feelings for ex-FBI director James Comey

Supermarket shows Donald Trump how to make the planet great again

The 2 founders of a large supermarket in California are not content with Donald Trump’s refusal to respect the Paris climate agreement. Hence, they have decided to courageously take the lead in the fight against global warming. Steve Payne, one of the founders, explains the plans: “Every business is selling items which have an execrable … Continue reading Supermarket shows Donald Trump how to make the planet great again

Man arrested for watering flowers

On a beautiful sunny day in Florida, John Wick (39) starts his day with some well-deserved alcohol. Of course, after the first bottle follows a second one. And another one. By the time the sun hits its’ peak temperature, John decides to stumble outside for a short walk. But then he notices on his path … Continue reading Man arrested for watering flowers