Trump’s administration claims transgenders are not build for war

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This summer should have been a great win for the LGBT community. Transgenders would finally be allowed to enter the American army. But Trump has decided that none of Obama’s changes are any good for the country. And as such, Donald is determined to cancel all the agreements the former President has made. The current American … Continue reading Trump’s administration claims transgenders are not build for war

How to become president of Russia

How to become the next Russian President

Russian opposition leader Alexei Navalny is not allowed to participate in the presidential elections of 2018. And this is solely because he took the wrong approach to try and become President. There are several elements a Russian candidate needs to keep in mind if he or she wishes to become president of mother Russia. The … Continue reading How to become president of Russia

United States citizens leaving to live the French dream

It is a very busy day at the airports today in the United States. This is due to French President Emmanuel Macron's pledge in the media that any American scientists making the move to France will be compensated with a lucrative grant for the duration of 4 years. This has caused for many Americans to … Continue reading United States citizens leaving to live the French dream

Analysts claim Trump has deep feelings for ex-FBI director James Comey

James Comey, the FBI Director who got fired by Trump due to his controversial involvement in the investigations regarding Hilary Clinton's email scandal, has now declared that he no longer wants to be left alone in a room with Trump.  Comey's declaration brings new light on the "holding hands" situation of Donald and Melanie Trump. … Continue reading Analysts claim Trump has deep feelings for ex-FBI director James Comey

Supermarket shows Donald Trump how to make the planet great again

The 2 founders of a large supermarket in California are not content with Donald Trump’s refusal to respect the Paris climate agreement. Hence, they have decided to courageously take the lead in the fight against global warming. Steve Payne, one of the founders, explains the plans: “Every business is selling items which have an execrable … Continue reading Supermarket shows Donald Trump how to make the planet great again

Yes-man Eastwood ready to take over Elon Musk’s role as Donald Trump’s advisor

Clint Eastwood (25) has applied to become one of the new advisors of Donald Trump. Now that Elon Musk has stated that he will most probably resign from the post, Eastwood wants to grab the opportunity. In an open solicitation, Clint claims to be more suited for the job. "I understand what it is to … Continue reading Yes-man Eastwood ready to take over Elon Musk’s role as Donald Trump’s advisor

Trump no longer allows German invasion of cars in the US

  Trump claims that there are too many German cars on the American roads. It disturbs the nationalistic agenda of the President. A large portion of the population in the United States agrees with Trump. A tweet has even gone viral: "Give us back our roads filled with Chryslers, Chevrolets and Fords. We want to … Continue reading Trump no longer allows German invasion of cars in the US

Trump entrusted with Saudi Arabian glowing orb

From now on, we will adapt our mood to the emotional state of the American President Donald Trump. As Trump visited Saudi Arabia, he has been allowed to take a look into the powerful glowing orb. The visions which the orb normally show, have not yet been revealed by the President. Perhaps, Trump fears that … Continue reading Trump entrusted with Saudi Arabian glowing orb

Trump screams at wailing wall for hours

The secretary of press has announced that the visit of Donald Trump has been prolonged. The president of United States has been screaming and yelling at the wailing wall for several hours. It remains unclear how long the wall will continue tolerating this outrageous behaviour. Nevertheless, the concept of a wailing wall seems to appeal … Continue reading Trump screams at wailing wall for hours

Trump acclaimed for cutting the American economy to pieces

  The announcement of the cuts which will be made in the American economy has been received with a big round of applause. The retrenchment will consist of circa 3200 billion dollars. Joe Carter, a Texas farmer who is struggling to pay his bills says: “Thank god someone has the guts to make these changes. … Continue reading Trump acclaimed for cutting the American economy to pieces