LGBT community taking over British House of Commons

After the elections of 2015, there were 32 MPs who openly said that they were either gay, lesbian, bisexual or transgender. (LGBT) But now, after the elections in 2017, there will be 45 of them. An impressive increase of 40%. Political expert Kim Yun expresses her concerns: "We have always strived to give the LGBT … Continue reading LGBT community taking over British House of Commons

Happn becoming the new Pokemon Go

The dating app Happn has gained immensely in popularity. The total active users is nearly comparable to Tinder. Dating expert Ken Tusk has analysed why Happn is gaining so much in market share: "A lot of people see it as a replacement for Pokémon Go. Now, they do not go outside to catch a Pikachu. … Continue reading Happn becoming the new Pokemon Go

Prolonged holiday for German troops in Afghanistan

German chancellor Angela Merkel is happy with the request of the German army generals to extend their stay in the exotic country Afghanistan. People close to Merkel reveal that it has always been the chancellor's wish to please the army in whatever way she can. PetSafe Wireless Pet Containment System Political insider Stan Braucher claims … Continue reading Prolonged holiday for German troops in Afghanistan

United States citizens leaving to live the French dream

It is a very busy day at the airports today in the United States. This is due to French President Emmanuel Macron's pledge in the media that any American scientists making the move to France will be compensated with a lucrative grant for the duration of 4 years. This has caused for many Americans to … Continue reading United States citizens leaving to live the French dream

Samsung employee steals 8.474 phones for noble cause

In South-Korea, a Samsung employee stole 8.474 smartphones. He then sold these bad boys on the black market. In total, it is estimated that he earned 700.000$ from his illegal business. However, the accused did have something to say in his defence: "I thought this was part of my contract with Samsung. No one ever … Continue reading Samsung employee steals 8.474 phones for noble cause

Woman with telepathic gift able to read other people’s messages

A new business has risen on the horizon. Fatima Denero (56) claims she can read messages that concern someone, but which cannot be read by that person.                                     "Yesterday, I was able to tell my friend the full … Continue reading Woman with telepathic gift able to read other people’s messages

Two sets of robbers target the same Domino’s Pizza

Yesterday night, a very uncommon situation presented itself at a Domino’s Pizza. Floor manager John West (40) shares the experience: "At first, we had a very ordinary evening. Nothing special was going on, and I was just cleaning up so that we would be able to close. But then, all of a sudden, a young … Continue reading Two sets of robbers target the same Domino’s Pizza

New planet KELT-9b: A Tropical Paradise

A new planet has been discovered. It already figures in the top-100-places-you-need-to-have-seen-before-you-die-list. The planet called KELT-9b is indeed a very exotic place. Especially people who love to get a good tan are in for a real treat. The temperatures on good days are close to those from the sun. For anyone who is thinking of … Continue reading New planet KELT-9b: A Tropical Paradise

Cat held responsible for putting man in danger

Today, in the early morning, police forces, fire trucks and ambulances went out on rescue mission. A young man Louis Griffin (22) had warned the emergency call centre about a cat being stuck in a tree. Mr. Griffin recaps the story: “I was just passing by some trees, and all of sudden I hear some … Continue reading Cat held responsible for putting man in danger

Terrorists no longer welcome on Facebook and Twitter

The last attack in London has caused a severe upset in the war against terrorism. A lot of the content on Facebook and Twitter is still filled with hatred, calls for violence and threats. But both social media platforms now realize that this can no longer be accepted. Hardcore Facebook follower Lisa Anderson advises: "whenever … Continue reading Terrorists no longer welcome on Facebook and Twitter