100% of muslim terrorists are muslims

Muslim terrorists are muslims

Reports of renowned terrorism researchers have been publicized yesterday. The conclusion is unanimous: muslim terrorists are indeed muslims. Billy (43), a distant cousin of George W. Bush is not surprised by the news. "I live in a community of highly-intellectuals. We have been preparing for the worst. The results show that our fear has been … Continue reading 100% of muslim terrorists are muslims

Activists demand animal participation against global warming

Animals need to contribute to global warming

Climate change researchers have come to the conclusion that the future of the world should not only be the responsibility of mankind.               More and more people are getting frustrated. Global warming should be a priority for every living being on planet Earth. Numerous people believe that there is … Continue reading Activists demand animal participation against global warming

Fans furious about grotesque changes Ken and Barbie dolls

Barbie and Ken's new appearances shock fans

Over the years, the appearances of the famous dolls Barbie and Ken remained roughly the same. They are well known for their blue eyes and blond hair. But the new line of dolls shows different looks. Barbie and Ken have been enjoying a long and well-deserved holiday. However, the masterminds behind the dolls do not … Continue reading Fans furious about grotesque changes Ken and Barbie dolls

New planet KELT-9b: A Tropical Paradise

A new planet has been discovered. It already figures in the top-100-places-you-need-to-have-seen-before-you-die-list. The planet called KELT-9b is indeed a very exotic place. Especially people who love to get a good tan are in for a real treat. The temperatures on good days are close to those from the sun. For anyone who is thinking of … Continue reading New planet KELT-9b: A Tropical Paradise

Millionaire Jason Fletcher (32) lives the blogger dream

Over the past months, Jason Fletcher (32) has made 5 million dollars with blogging. And today, as one of the first, he has released a YouTube video on how he achieved those results. We have taken the time to watch it for you, and we will hereby summarize our observations. The first element we notice … Continue reading Millionaire Jason Fletcher (32) lives the blogger dream

Defying Mother Nature Makes Famous

A young man in Canada was photographed yesterday mowing the backyard of his house. However, the picture shows a threatening tornado in the background. The photo has gone viral, and has been shared thousands of times. Nonetheless, trend expert and follower Tommy Hard is worried: "to show this kind of behaviour sets a very undesirable … Continue reading Defying Mother Nature Makes Famous

Apple’s Siri will soon be replacing any need for social contact

  Apple has announced that they will be improving Siri’s functionalities. Actually, Siri will be evolving at such a rapid pace that it will literally make all your other social contacts useless. Once the update comes out, no one will need a boy- or girlfriend anymore.   Because let’s face it. The main purpose of … Continue reading Apple’s Siri will soon be replacing any need for social contact

People possibly inherit drug addictions from their relatives

  Now that it has been confirmed that rats can inherit a cocaine addiction from their parents, people are starting to put the dots together. Mike Angelo (27): "I finally understand why I have been drawn so much to the white powder. My parents are the cause of all my problems and it angers me." … Continue reading People possibly inherit drug addictions from their relatives

Men suffer from bicycle frame discrimination

Recent bicycle studies show us once more what our governments have known for decades. Male bicycles are foolishly dangerous. In fact, in comparison to female bicycles, the male ones are 40% more likely to cause severe head injuries. This is due to the fact that the male bicycle frame has a horizontal bar in the … Continue reading Men suffer from bicycle frame discrimination

Jill (20) and her early menopause

  New studies are showing that people who carry some extra weight are more likely to experience negative effects from menopause. Jill Borrows (20) participated in the study and claims that the results from the studies are correct. “I am experiencing the most horrible symptoms that are related to the transition into menopause. I have … Continue reading Jill (20) and her early menopause