American tourist Joe Ramsey (34) rants for hours about European portions

Joe Ramsey (34), an American from Florida, has had the most disturbing experience of his life today.

Joe grumbles with bitter disappointment: “I thought I was going to a well-developed and rich country. But instead, they have the audacity to serve regular coffee which is smaller than an espresso. They are so cheap. The cup was not even completely filled, and I emptied it within one sip.”

According to Joe, this is probably why the Spanish take so many siestas. “It is unbelievable. How do they expect to get any energy from such small coffees?”

Joe finishes off his tirade in style: “and I will not even start about the absurd concept of tapas.”

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