Jill (20) and her early menopause

  New studies are showing that people who carry some extra weight are more likely to experience negative effects from menopause. Jill Borrows (20) participated in the study and claims that the results from the studies are correct. “I am experiencing the most horrible symptoms that are related to the transition into menopause. I have … Continue reading Jill (20) and her early menopause

Mastermind John designs the only jeans capable of carrying the iPhone 8

  Tech addict john Winston (32) is extremely ambitious and wants to stay ahead of trends. He tells us that he has heard from Apple insiders, that the iPhone 8 will be bigger than the iPhone 7+. Therefore, John wants to make sure that everyone will be able to carry one in their pockets. "I … Continue reading Mastermind John designs the only jeans capable of carrying the iPhone 8

Switzerland severely punishes Facebook users who like racist posts

  In Switzerland, a man (45) has been convicted for liking insulting, damaging and libel Facebook posts. As a penalty, he now has to pay a large fine of 4.000 euros. The Swiss hope to discourage people from showing their support for racist and anti-Semitic Facebook posts. This signal has definitely scared some people. Frank … Continue reading Switzerland severely punishes Facebook users who like racist posts

Woman swims for years without swimming certificates

Bridget Woods (28) is a very respected woman at her company in New York. Many of her colleagues are lyrical about her achievements. But today was her last working day, as she got dragged out of her office by a couple of police officers. Apparently, Bridget was not as qualified as she made it appear. … Continue reading Woman swims for years without swimming certificates

UK government pays brits to get smashed

  The British government employs new strategies to limit the amount of people crossing the United Kingdom’s borders. Yesterday, two brits got completely hammered before getting on the Eurostar train from France to England. According to witnesses, the two entirely wasted gentlemen were repetitively screaming: “We get paid, to stop this train!” Once they noticed … Continue reading UK government pays brits to get smashed

Angry red Annie takes 25 Irish pubs to court

  Annie Hawk (30) is starting a law suit against 25 Irish pubs located in Europe. According to Hawk, Irish pubs are supposed to be Irish. She says: “Irish pubs do not know anything about Ireland. What kind of Irish people would serve their customers as a regular beer Heineken, Budweiser or even worse 1664? … Continue reading Angry red Annie takes 25 Irish pubs to court

Vladimir Putin’s dubious knowledge of France

  Russian President Vladimir Putin has been signalled in Versailles. The French press claims he is supposed to be visiting Paris to see the French President Emmanuel Macron. However, according to the mayor of Versailles, Putin has not been following the French presidential news. Apparently, our Russian comrade has been asking the gardeners in Versailles … Continue reading Vladimir Putin’s dubious knowledge of France

Chinese population extremely unhappy to regain privacy

  China considers making database collection illegal for tech companies. The Chinese government places a high value on privacy. The law which they are trying to implement prevents companies from collecting and selling private information. But the news has been negatively received by the Chinese population. Xia Wong says with a lot of disappointment: "I … Continue reading Chinese population extremely unhappy to regain privacy

Climate change causes sleep deprivation

  According to new research, global warming is having an effect on sleeping patterns of many people. Every fluctuation in temperature can cause a disruption in the amount of sleep an individual is able to get. Milo Green from the UK claims that he can no longer sleep more than 6 hours a day. “I … Continue reading Climate change causes sleep deprivation

Iran supreme leader feels left out

  In the last couple of days, Iran’s supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has shown clear signs of jealousy. He claims that Saudi Arabia is being “cow milked” by the US. Nevertheless, the Iranian has witnessed Donald Trump’s affection for the wailing wall in Israel. Therefore, Khamenei is now trying to imitate Trump with the … Continue reading Iran supreme leader feels left out